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Hentai FTW

Hentai FTW

Arabian Deathmask The girl is laying down on her back, you squat over her head, then you put your left and right nut on the girl’s right and left eye (respectively) and your asshole on her mouth and FART. It’s a killer.
Alaskan Pipeline After a girl takes a shit, stick said shit in the freezer. After twenty-four hours, she should remove it from the freezer, then use it to masturbate. (If your girl does this while you watch you become obligated to eat that fudgesicle).
The 72 Simple mathematics: 69 + 3 fingers in the ass.

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