Remember that scene from Men In Black where Tommy Lee Jones went to a newsstand and picked up some tabloids, claiming that they were the most reliable sources of information?

Here’s one of them.

Judge it for yourself.

It reports good news: Tupac is alive, lives in Pennsylvania, likes to knit sweaters with “Thug Life” written on them, AND wrote the screenplay for “The Lake House” and Jewel’s poetry book.

It reports bad news: Megan Fox was born Mitchell Fox.

It reports science-related news: Mars traded with ancient Egypt.