This is more in the lines of Stupid Out Loud

You know how sometimes when you’re passed out drunk your friends (or in my case, your own mother) will write words like “DRUNK, WHORE, SKANK, PEEN SUCKER” all over your face? Well, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck of Belgium claims that’s what happened to her (sort-of). Except the fresh graffiti on her face wasn’t from a Sharpie and couldn’t be washed off with water or even hot gasoline. This fugness is pretty much permanent!

Kimmy tells the Daily Mail that she paid a Romanian tattoo artist £55 to decorate her face with only three stars. Kimmy, who might have the worst case of narcolepsy ever, says she fell asleep while the dude had a sharp needle on her face and woke up covered in STARZ. 56 stars to be exact.

Kimmy is suing the tattoo artist for £8,500, because that’s how much it’s going to cost to get them all removed. Kimmy says that she told him she only wanted 3 stars in English and French, but he must have misunderstood her. The tattoo artist says that Kimmy is made of lies, because she specifically asked for 56 stars. He said she was awake and even looked at the mirror a few times. He went on to say, “The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotized her. What rubbish!” It’s safe to say that he’s MADDER THAN FISH GREASE.

I’ve never had a tattoo, but I’m pretty sure that if you had a sharp ass needle right on your bone you wouldn’t be skipping through the clouds in dreamland. The stupid bitch got the tattoo and her father threatened to quit her ass over it, so she played dumb.

It’s really not that bad either. It kind of looks like her ear is queefing out stars. It’s like Glamberace scooted all over her face. Look on the bright side. Or should I say, the “STARZ” side (GONG!!!!).

Kimmy is moaning that she can’t leave the house now, “I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.”

Um. I’ve got news for Kimmy. The star bukkake on her face is less ridiculous that than SEXY belt buckle she’s wearing.

If you want to see what the tattoo artist looks like, click here.

Via dlisted

and Geekologie

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