A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got preggers from swimming in their pool.

Really!

We know those little guys are known to be good swimmers, but let’s get serious, okay?

The mother returned home with her daughter after visiting the hotel on vacation, when her 13 year old announced she was pregnant. The woman, Magdalena Kwiatkowska, actually believes the teenager was sperminated while swimming in the hotel’s “mixed pool.”

What the hell is a “mixed pool”? Does she mean co-ed? What is this, the 50s? Boys swim in another pool so their junk stays in their own water?

PLEASE!

A source confirms that the mother is “adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there” and she fully intends to go ahead with her case to seek compensation from the hotel.

We want to see this kid. If she is 13, but looks 18, then our money is on that she went for a little midnight rendezvous while Mommy went to bed. If not, we’d love to see how some radical is going to start promoting “swimming condoms.”

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