Remember the Power Balance bands? Those bands that had holograms and claimed to be “Performance Technology designed to work with your body’s natural energy field?”

Well, they recently had to admit that their whole product was a worthless piece of crap.

So we all thought that the world was going to finally be a better, slightly more intelligent place.

We were wrong.

Not content with making us think there’s an actual product of any worth, Power Balance now has rights to a basketball stadium: the home court of the Sacramento Kings.

Of course, we all know that power balance didn’t help this player:

Via Gawker. Photos from the internet.